TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Element:
WOMEN Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.
It's hilarious.....but its not applicable 4 all......so guys don't come n beat me up if dis doesn't apply 4 ur gal....and its not applicable 4 me too 4 now......
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"its not applicable 4 me too 4 now......".....its the last line of ur blog.....that means it was applicable to u sometime before.............. :P
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