TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Element:
WOMEN Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.
It's hilarious.....but its not applicable 4 all......so guys don't come n beat me up if dis doesn't apply 4 ur gal....and its not applicable 4 me too 4 now......
Monday, December 24, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
M speechless....
For I am the first and the last
I am the venerated and the despised
I am the prostitute and the saint
I am the wife and the virgin
I am the mother and the daughter
I am the arms of my mother
I am barren and my children are many
I am the married women and the spinster
I am the woman who gave birth and she who never procreated
I am the consolation for the pain of birth
I am the wife and the husband
And it was my man who created me
I am the mother of my father
I am the sister of my husband
And he is my rejected son
Always respect me
For I am the shameful and the magnificent one…
Hymn to Isis, 3rd or 4th century BC,
Discovered in Nag Hammadi…
Rediscovered from ‘Eleven Minutes’ by Paulo Coelho and re-written and posted here by Andy!! ^_^
I am the venerated and the despised
I am the prostitute and the saint
I am the wife and the virgin
I am the mother and the daughter
I am the arms of my mother
I am barren and my children are many
I am the married women and the spinster
I am the woman who gave birth and she who never procreated
I am the consolation for the pain of birth
I am the wife and the husband
And it was my man who created me
I am the mother of my father
I am the sister of my husband
And he is my rejected son
Always respect me
For I am the shameful and the magnificent one…
Hymn to Isis, 3rd or 4th century BC,
Discovered in Nag Hammadi…
Rediscovered from ‘Eleven Minutes’ by Paulo Coelho and re-written and posted here by Andy!! ^_^
Sunday, December 2, 2007
An Experience....a mistake...a bad dream....
The feeling of something special
The feeling of something good
Made me smile unreasonably all day long
Friends calls me an idiot but still can’t help smiling
Stars shone in my eyes and I was drifted in a dream
Of all the special times spent together
The time of its origin……
Met as a friend went to something deeper
In an abyss of time eternity
When we both fell in the deep pool but afraid to own up
Fear of rejection kept us quite but crept close
Enjoying the feel of each other
Getting hurt by other’s thoughtless actions
And scolding in a motherly fashion
Teased by everybody but appeared to be unaffected
But still getting hurt from the inside
For the need of something more
The need for belonging
Missed each other endlessly only in thoughts
Didn’t even realized when the thoughts
Became diverted to that side
To the opinion of the other for everything
Didn’t even realized what I wanted so much
But cant….
The time flies in its own accord-waits for none
Five years went by without realizing
The distant between us is just only physical
The unchanged feelings
All quite clear but still hazy to each other
Don’t know how to confess
Then one fateful day the feelings went unbridled
Can’t stay any longer with this ignorance
And the happiest moment of every girl came
And couldn’t believe this all at first
It’s happening! It’s happening!
Just ran into the arms of the beloved
And it seemed like a dream
The feelings that is sacred and true
The things only imagined but never dared to do
All came to the surface like nothing odd
The feeling of naturalness and love
Conquered time and froze all….
Fear of a mistake but never came
Bound together in heaven
Never to be apart till death
Filled with all glorious feelings…..
The feeling of belonging
The feeling of happiness
The feeling of naturalness
The feeling of respect
And the most strong feeling of all-
The feeling of love!!
------------------------------------------
I am tired of your silly lies
Day after day, night after night
You used me like a doll
Fulfilling your needs
And then throwing me away
Like a wasted paper.
I was stupid enough to believe in you
To trust you
And you betrayed me….
Where? Where was I at fault?
I became everything you want me to be
We shared so many moments together
Was all this a fake?
Or was it a hallucination?
All seemed like a wonderful dream
Until the day
You betrayed me…
That day I called you so many times
But didn’t get you
Then I saw you with another girl
Whispering the same lies you did to me
That day I saw your true form
And realized what an idiot I have been
Not to heed the words of well-wishers
Who said you are not good
Where did I go wrong with you?
That you suddenly left me
And made me numb?
I tried to frame different solutions
To escape this pain
But none fitted in than the truth
Something inside me died forever
And made me incapable to feel
I am lost…….
I can never believe in love again
Never…..
People r free 2 give comments....can't deny its not wat u can call a POEM but still u can't name it anyother....
The feeling of something good
Made me smile unreasonably all day long
Friends calls me an idiot but still can’t help smiling
Stars shone in my eyes and I was drifted in a dream
Of all the special times spent together
The time of its origin……
Met as a friend went to something deeper
In an abyss of time eternity
When we both fell in the deep pool but afraid to own up
Fear of rejection kept us quite but crept close
Enjoying the feel of each other
Getting hurt by other’s thoughtless actions
And scolding in a motherly fashion
Teased by everybody but appeared to be unaffected
But still getting hurt from the inside
For the need of something more
The need for belonging
Missed each other endlessly only in thoughts
Didn’t even realized when the thoughts
Became diverted to that side
To the opinion of the other for everything
Didn’t even realized what I wanted so much
But cant….
The time flies in its own accord-waits for none
Five years went by without realizing
The distant between us is just only physical
The unchanged feelings
All quite clear but still hazy to each other
Don’t know how to confess
Then one fateful day the feelings went unbridled
Can’t stay any longer with this ignorance
And the happiest moment of every girl came
And couldn’t believe this all at first
It’s happening! It’s happening!
Just ran into the arms of the beloved
And it seemed like a dream
The feelings that is sacred and true
The things only imagined but never dared to do
All came to the surface like nothing odd
The feeling of naturalness and love
Conquered time and froze all….
Fear of a mistake but never came
Bound together in heaven
Never to be apart till death
Filled with all glorious feelings…..
The feeling of belonging
The feeling of happiness
The feeling of naturalness
The feeling of respect
And the most strong feeling of all-
The feeling of love!!
------------------------------------------
I am tired of your silly lies
Day after day, night after night
You used me like a doll
Fulfilling your needs
And then throwing me away
Like a wasted paper.
I was stupid enough to believe in you
To trust you
And you betrayed me….
Where? Where was I at fault?
I became everything you want me to be
We shared so many moments together
Was all this a fake?
Or was it a hallucination?
All seemed like a wonderful dream
Until the day
You betrayed me…
That day I called you so many times
But didn’t get you
Then I saw you with another girl
Whispering the same lies you did to me
That day I saw your true form
And realized what an idiot I have been
Not to heed the words of well-wishers
Who said you are not good
Where did I go wrong with you?
That you suddenly left me
And made me numb?
I tried to frame different solutions
To escape this pain
But none fitted in than the truth
Something inside me died forever
And made me incapable to feel
I am lost…….
I can never believe in love again
Never…..
People r free 2 give comments....can't deny its not wat u can call a POEM but still u can't name it anyother....
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